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Where is Everybody?
March 25th 2004, 00:40 CET by Charles

So, as you've probably all noticed, the site has been deader than Hulka's week old dirty socks lately.  What gives?  Did you all go out and have babies?  Did you all follow Jibble to the altar to get married?  Are you stuck in a third world country with no net connection?  Are you cheating on planetcrap?

Think of this a roll call.  Where are you, and what are you up to?  Come back to us!  The many can give you comfort.

(Note:  Voting yes for this topic will bump the monster topic off the bottom of the front page.  'sup DKI)
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#1201 by Dethstryk
2004-04-08 22:56:13
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Star Trek ships look like they are made of cock and balls.

sunny days have funny ways of quieting the roar
#1202 by Lurker
2004-04-08 23:02:57
Late but for the record a mustache with a goatee is a van dyke. Goatee is only hair on the chin.
#1203 by Ergo
2004-04-08 23:09:38
We don't listen to records. It's all CD and MP3 these days.

MY FATE KEEPS INTERFERING WITH MY DESTINY. THAT IS KARMA.
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#1204 by Bailey
2004-04-08 23:32:32
Lurker

According to the organization for the advancement of facial hair or whatever, a van dyke has to have sideburns connected to the chin hair to qualify. And frankly, I have to take their word over yours.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#1205 by Jibble
2004-04-08 23:34:31
You know, if you look up "goatee" on dictionary.com, right next to it there's an animated GIF of me doing a masturbatory patomime just for the whole lot of you.

"No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating." - Harold Rosenberg
#1206 by Jibble
2004-04-08 23:34:42
PANTOMIME.

*sigh*

"No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating." - Harold Rosenberg
#1207 by yotsuya
2004-04-08 23:42:52
Jibble-

We know that's how you broke your chair....

That's a beautiful way to go. Shot by Yot. In more ways than one. -mgns
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#1208 by Lurker
2004-04-09 01:18:38
According to the organization for the advancement of facial hair or whatever, a van dyke has to have sideburns connected to the chin hair to qualify. And frankly, I have to take their word over yours.


Your option ,but you would be wrong in my opinion. Taken from goateestyle

by definition when one wears a moustache connecting to facial fur on the chin it is a Van Dyke. (i.e. Tom Green) Only when one wears exclusively hair on the chin is it termed a Goatee. (i.e The Count).


So I stand by what I said.
#1209 by Shadarr
2004-04-09 01:39:50
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Please, no beard-snob posts.
#1210 by jjohnsen
2004-04-09 02:09:53
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Your option ,but you would be wrong in my opinion. Taken from goateestyle


I can't believe a site called goateestyle has it's own t-shirt, and we still don't have a damn PC shirt.

-Jeremy
#1211 by Shadarr
2004-04-09 02:13:32
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
PC shirt?  I still don't have my damn Fighting Artichokes shirt.
#1212 by Your Friend
2004-04-09 02:29:48
And you never will!

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#1213 by Bailey
2004-04-09 03:04:42
Taken from goateestyle

Meh. Looks like a poseur site to me.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#1214 by Dumdeedum
2004-04-09 03:37:03
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Well I googled Anthony Van Dyke (Dyck) that the thing is supposedly named after and as far as I can tell he sports what that diagram lists as "Handlebar and Chin Puff", so while I don't know who's right or wrong, I'm fairly sure it's Belgium's fault.

#1215 by Bailey
2004-04-09 07:25:14
Got-damn chocolate fuckers.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#1216 by LPMiller
2004-04-10 01:05:43
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
whoa, you can fuck chocolate? why was I not informed?

Patriots don't need grammar or spellings for rid the world and tyranny. - Leslie Nassar, 3/28/2004
#1217 by lwf
2004-04-10 01:11:35
Chocolate realdolls, patent pending.

For the next time you must redefine something.
#1218 by Darkseid-D
2004-04-10 01:41:07
rogerboal@hotmail.com
Well there are kits for making molds of your uh, member.  I dont see why they couldnt be used to make chocolate fascimiles rather than rubberised latex.

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Old age should burn and rage at the close of day.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
#1219 by MCorleone
2004-04-10 01:48:42
Melts in your mouth, and in your hands.

Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
#1220 by Dumdeedum
2004-04-10 02:05:33
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Well...

#1221 by Matt Perkins
2004-04-10 02:10:47
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Nigella is looking pretty hagard there.

"...he related the story of how when they first put all the creature AI in place in Black & White, the hungry creature walked around in circles acting strange before they realized it was trying to eat itself. " - Peter on B&W
#1222 by Bailey
2004-04-10 02:19:56
Long, claw-like talons, too.

My continued existence is purely to spite any sense of fairness in the universe.
#1223 by 2hot2handle
2004-04-24 21:41:20
Epsofbalplyr@wmconnect.com
Hey what up & hi! U can talk 2 me anytime!!!
#1224 by Charles
2004-04-25 06:51:11
www.bluh.org
I can't wait for your pertinent and engaging dialogue!

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#1225 by Bailey
2004-04-25 07:15:41
Forget it Charles. That one is 2hot4u.

Saving Throw vs Humanity
#1226 by Squeaky
2004-04-25 07:16:11
Take it to OKCupid...

#1227 by The_Joker
2004-04-25 15:05:44
http://www.jackinworld.com
hahahahahaha

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
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#1228 by Charles
2004-04-25 22:24:48
www.bluh.org
Castro's starting to look old and tired.

"I'm not asking for much; just a job that meets the minimum legal requirements set forth by my country."
#1229 by Gunp01nt
2004-04-26 09:46:52
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Just like prank phone calls, so at least it's a good combination.

I want a horse that ribbits and a frog that neighs... oink oink oink
#1230 by MCorleone
2004-05-08 12:06:02
sweet

As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.  You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
#1231 by TheTrunkDr.
2004-05-08 15:57:56
You have got to be kidding me! I'm not talking about the general topic, but the reasons and explanations for this stuff is ridiculous. Of particular interest "Creation Scientists" don't seem very scientific and the "enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime" bit sealed it for me! Are there people so ignorant in the world that they actually believe this stuff?

I kid cause I care.
#1232 by MCorleone
2004-05-08 16:19:54
If anyone needs me I'll be down in the valley of the succubus.

As your attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.  You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
#1233 by Hieronymus
2004-05-08 16:23:27
TrunkDr
That's because it's a joke.  (Sarchasms, grues, etc.)
#1234 by Dumdeedum
2004-05-08 16:56:28
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Ahhh, it's a good day when Trunk falls for a Landover Baptist article.

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#1235 by Dethstryk
2004-05-08 17:49:25
jemartin@tcainternet.com
hahahaha

Good one Trunk, that's one of the oldest parody sites.

"hey look at me, i'm DJ Dethstryk, The Square Who Is Not Cool™!  i've never heard of Fringe Band X or Scratch DJ Y!  haw haw haw!"
#1236 by lwf
2004-05-08 23:28:36
The penis only holds about 80% of the evil anyway.

Fear is the dark room where the devil develops his negatives.
#1237 by LPMiller
2004-05-09 15:39:33
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
maybe yours.

Patriots don't need grammar or spellings for rid the world and tyranny. - Leslie Nassar, 3/28/2004
#1238 by CheesyPoof
2004-05-10 16:01:29
You have to be pretty retarded to fall for that.
#1239 by Jibble
2004-05-10 16:06:49
What the hell is all this bullshit about Jar Jar Binks inflatable chairs?!

"Those who oppose us will be progressively cut into smaller and smaller slices until they have met the specifications of a customer's order." - FreshDirect.com
#1240 by Ergo
2004-05-11 17:53:32
The good Doctor is new to this whole intarweb thing, so go easy on him.

Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
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#1241 by TheTrunkDr.
2004-05-11 18:40:55
Well I'm new to this Landover Baptist thing anyway, shortly after I posted that I finished the article and took a look around the rest of the site and realized my mistake. Yes it's embarassing.


FUCK YOU ALL!!!

I kid cause I care.
#1242 by Dumdeedum
2004-05-11 20:20:48
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Would that be AOL Keyword: fuckyouall?

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